i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
