i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
im six kinds of drunk right now
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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