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• (209): View more from California

  Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i would rim the shit out of meg ryan

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  why does my vagina smell like weed?

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  omg thats a great idea

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.

  (415): View more from California

  I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Lets trade lives

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  And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.

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