i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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