Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up