The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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