we're blogging at a bar
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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