I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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