lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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