you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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