dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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