I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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