there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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