Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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