Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
