FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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