So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
my sisters under your porch take her home
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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