that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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