There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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