Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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