sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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