White coat. Heels.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Last time i carry you out of a forest
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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