Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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