How'd it feel making her break her religion?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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