Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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