Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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