Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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