so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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