He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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