i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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