I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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