it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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