ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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