My balls are so social today.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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