Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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