'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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