What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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