im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Randomize