Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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