It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
jump out the window naked night went bad
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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