so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she smelled like a LAN party
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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