i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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