Your mouth is God's brothel.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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