I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
