But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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