she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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