Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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