we're blogging at a bar
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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