What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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