Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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