I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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