I just pynch a tree in the face
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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