Porn is love you can see.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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