you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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