Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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