i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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